FAQ

Questions from people like you (that are not you).

Why did you feel a need to make a website?

I want to have a place to share things that isn't on social media. I like sharing things publicly but I also don't want to see everything everyone is doing all the time. That's probably an extremely self absorbed way of looking at it but you can't tell me that because there's no comment section on this.

Wait, Neocities still exists?

Yeah I was suprised about that too.

Will this website give me a virus?

Not right now, but I am working on it.

When will you introduce sports betting to the site?

Q3 of 2027.

Thoughts on private military contractors?

Boys will be boys.

Do you find fish intimidating?

Certainly to some extent. If you look at the majority of fish, it's obvious that they have nothing to lose or gain. I feel a similar way about turkey's and vultures. They watch you and reprimand your form without another to relay it too.

Would you ever buy a motorcycle?

They look fun, but I'm a coward at heart. They're also really loud in and I would feel bad for riding one and overstimulating a newborn when it's their first day on the job. I've rode an ATV before and that was a lot of fun. If anyone wants to give me an ATV, please reach out.

What is your opinion on Dancing In The Dark by Bruce Springsteen?

It's so good man like it makes me wanna cry. Springsteen is so good at capturing this sort of sentimentality that makes nostalgia feel truly actualized. I really hope Cameron Winter releases that cover version of it. Why did he make such an amazing cover exclusive to a goddamn Xbox commercial?